Why Mars? Terraform This Tee — Sass & Sarcasm
Why Mars?
Before we fantasise about escaping Earth, maybe we should stop treating it like a disposable test site.
The Terraform This Earth Tee pairs a scorched planetary graphic with a question that cuts straight through billionaire space-race optimism and modern collapse fatigue. Dark humour. Real frustration. Quiet recognition for people watching humanity chase the next frontier while ignoring the damage already beneath its feet.
Printed front and back on premium heavyweight streetwear-ready cotton.
Terraform this. You know why.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 |
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable with year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main graphics ensuring crisp, detailed prints
- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for lasting shape and itch-free wear
- OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty, made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings: Keep away from fire
Country of Origin: Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean