What New Hell Is This? T-Shirt — Sass & Sarcasm
What New Hell Is This? T-Shirt — Sass & Sarcasm
Because sometimes life looks you dead in the eye and all you can say is: “what new hell is this?”
A dry, painfully relatable design for navigating modern chaos, daily absurdity, and the kind of moments that make you question everything. Minimal, sharp, and made for people who deal with the madness through sarcasm, quiet disbelief, and getting on with it.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for crisp sleeve/inner neck details, DTG for main print areas
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU / GPSR Compliance
This product meets the requirements of the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) and applicable EU textile regulations.
- Material: 100% cotton — compliant with EU REACH regulation (no restricted substances)
- Certification: Oeko-Tex Standard 100 certified — tested for harmful substances
- Labelling: Fibre composition and care instructions provided in accordance with EU Textile Regulation (EU) No 1007/2011
- Warranty: 2-year statutory guarantee applies to EU/EEA consumers under EU Consumer Rights Directive
- Responsible party (EU): RiotTees.store — contact available via store support for product safety enquiries
- Country of manufacture: Nicaragua