What New Hell Is This? T-Shirt — Sass & Sarcasm
What New Hell Is This? T-Shirt — Sass & Sarcasm
Because sometimes life looks you dead in the eye and all you can say is: “what new hell is this?”
A dry, painfully relatable design for navigating modern chaos, daily absurdity, and the kind of moments that make you question everything. Minimal, sharp, and made for people who deal with the madness through sarcasm, quiet disbelief, and getting on with it.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 | ±3.81 |
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colours) for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape to retain shape
- Dual printing: DTF for crisp sleeve/inner neck details, DTG for main print areas
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Country of Origin: Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean