Conspiracy Realist Tee — Sassy & Sarcasm
Black / S
$27.99
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Conspiracy Realist Tee — Sassy & Sarcasm
$27.99
Not a conspiracy theorist. A conspiracy realist.
For those who questioned the narrative before it was cool — and got proven right. Bold, unapologetic, and built to last. Wear the truth. Start the conversation.
👕 Size Guide (cm) — Gildan 5000
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Body Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.4 | 88.9 |
| Sleeve Length | 38.4 | 41.9 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 56.9 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
Size tolerance: ±3.8 cm. Measurements are of the garment, not the body.
✅ Product Features
- 100% cotton solid colours — medium-weight ~180 g/m²
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable fit
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels, DTG for main artwork
- Tear-away label — Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
- Made in Nicaragua | Gildan 5000
🧺 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low heat
- Non-chlorine bleach only
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings / Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua.